Rant 2
8 April 2007 | rants | No Comments
Second bad car experience ca. 3 1/2 years ago:
Perpetrator:
There were two pieces of shit dumped into this car. One was hispanic, one was black, both were about 25 years of age and seemed to be cruising the area of Market between 6th and 9th. They drove a red late 90’s Honda, lowered, with one of those black hood bras (this, I remember clearly).
Incident Location: The Corner of Market and 8th Streets
Incident Description:
I was riding up to a light passing cars on the left that were stuck in traffic. Right as I was coming to the very front, the driver decides to make his own new lane to pass the other cars in what is actually the bike lane (not the turn lane, fuckers!). I had to slam on my brakes and I ended up swerving to miss this car and flipping my bike over another car and landing in front of the assholes that I’m writing about. Everything would have been cool, and I would have gone my way even though it was clearly their fault, until the guy starts repeating this mantra, “ You scratched my bra! You gotta buy me a new bra”. I answered with my standard driver greeting of “Fuck you!” and walked my bike to the corner to check out it’s condition. Still, this dude was becoming like a really pesky fly with the, you scratched my bra bullshit. I wanted to swat him. Looking at the guy, I could tell he wanted a free ride with this even though he fucked up my bike. SO we had an exchange, and I went back to looking at my bike. While I was checking the bike out, I hear one guy say, “Naw man, it’s not worth it” I turned around, and one of the guys was about to clock me from behind. No joke, after we all calmed down, they then offered me a ride home! How fucking stupid do these guys think I am? My suggestion to all of you is don’t ever take a ride from someone who was going to hit you in the head when your back is turned.
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